🌟💸 Hold onto your silicon, fam, 'cause Qualcomm just dropped a $10.4 BILLION revenue bomb and everyone's doing the stonks dance like it's 2021! 💥💰 Yup, they’re flexing like a gym bro with low double-digit gains—still kinda weak, but hey, at least they're not sinking like Blockbuster in 2023! 🚀 AND here's the juicy tea ☕️: Xiaomi is gonna be the FIRST to rock the new Snapdragon 8 Elite chip 🔥. "Bro, we literally named it ‘Elite’ because we wanna be like the cool kids, fr fr," said that one Qualcomm dev who probably doesn’t even own a “real” smartphone. 😂 ("Lol, we’re just trying to outshine all the budget phones out there... like, who needs sleep mode when you can have 120Hz display?") But wait, this is fine, right? 😅 Qualcomm earning bucks while the rest of us cope with lagging phones. Hello, anyone else seething over the cringey ad for a chip that just promises to run Candy Crush faster? Here’s my unhinged prediction: The Snapdragon 8 Elite will come with a built-in caffeine dispenser because those devs are gonna need it after reading the comments on how much they charged for it! 💀💀 Now share this wild ride, fam! 😜🚀