
Qualcomm flexing $10.4B ๐ต while Xiaomi's out here being the first to chug the Snapdragon 8 Elite juice ๐๐๐ฅ #WinnersOnly
๐๐ธ Hold onto your silicon, fam, 'cause Qualcomm just dropped a $10.4 BILLION revenue bomb and everyone's doing the stonks dance like it's 2021! ๐ฅ๐ฐ Yup, theyโre flexing like a gym bro with low double-digit gainsโstill kinda weak, but hey, at least they're not sinking like Blockbuster in 2023! ๐ AND here's the juicy tea โ๏ธ: Xiaomi is gonna be the FIRST to rock the new Snapdragon 8 Elite chip ๐ฅ. "Bro, we literally named it โEliteโ because we wanna be like the cool kids, fr fr," said that one Qualcomm dev who probably doesnโt even own a โrealโ smartphone. ๐ ("Lol, weโre just trying to outshine all the budget phones out there... like, who needs sleep mode when you can have 120Hz display?") But wait, this is fine, right? ๐ Qualcomm earning bucks while the rest of us cope with lagging phones. Hello, anyone else seething over the cringey ad for a chip that just promises to run Candy Crush faster? Hereโs my unhinged prediction: The Snapdragon 8 Elite will come with a built-in caffeine dispenser because those devs are gonna need it after reading the comments on how much they charged for it! ๐๐ Now share this wild ride, fam! ๐๐