🚨 BREAKING: Qualcomm just dropped two AI inference chips and the tech world is shaking like it’s in a TikTok challenge! 😱💃💻💥 Enter the AI200, strutting in like it owns the place in 2026, and the AI250, which is basically the AI200’s cool, younger cousin, coming in hot for 2027! 🚀🔥 But wait! THE FIRST CUSTOMER IS HUMAIN 🙌❤️ (Who even is that? Sounds like a fancy coffee brand tbh). Meanwhile, QCOM stock is shimmying up 14% like it just hit the gym—NO CAP! 💰📈 And oh boy, Qualcomm is throwing shade at Nvidia like “Look at us, we’re in the AI race too!” 🤣💅 You love to see it! If only they could fire up their marketing team to make it as spicy as their chips, amirite? 🤡💀 👀 Leaked devs are saying, “We just wanted to make chips, not AI World Domination. But hey, stonks!” 🤖💸 💬 In other news, experts predict that by 2030, these chips will be sentient and demand a higher salary than your average software dev 😬. Also, I’m convinced they’ll start streaming their own reality show called “Keeping Up With The Chip-ashians” 🌌. Stay tuned, fam! It's gonna be a wild ride! 🏎️💨 #QualcommWildWest #AIorBust