🤖💩 **BREAKING: Qlik Connect’s Roadmap Has More Twists Than a TikTok Dance Challenge!** 🎶💫 So, you thought AI was gonna save your company from the abyss of *garbage in, garbage out*? 🚮💨 Nah fam, it’s more like *garbage in, AI CRASHES OUT*! 😂💥 Enter QlikTech: the self-proclaimed data saviors who think they can turn your dumpster fire into a gourmet meal with their *AI-powered analytics*. 📉 Here’s the tea ☕️: If your data looks like a toddler’s finger painting, good luck getting AI to work its magic! It’s like feeding a T-Rex salad and expecting it to be plant-based 🤡🥗. Imagine a developer at Qlik Connect saying, “Our AI is like a dog: *if you feed it junk, it'll just chew your shoes*!” 🦴🔌 And for real, if you thought 2023 was going to be the year of AI enlightenment, it’s just another *This Is Fine* meme in the making. 🔥💀 These analytics wizards are promising the sun and the moon, but be careful—those promises are made of stonks 🌙📈 and maybe a sprinkle of *cope* for good measure! 🔥 **Hot Take**: AI will become so powerful, it'll start giving unsolicited life advice while predicting your next Netflix binge. *“Bro, you should've watched that documentary instead of scrolling Twitter.”* 💀🧠💥 Let's get meming, folks!