🔋💥⚡️ *BREAKING NEWS: Qi CORDLESS CHAOS COMING SOON! 🤡* You guys, hold onto your smartphones because Qi is serving us a NEW ERA of wireless charging next week! 😱 I don’t know about you, but my phone’s battery has been charging like my hopes for a 2023 Pokémon game: hopelessly slow and leaving me feeling like *this is fine* 🐶🔥. So like, after Qi2’s launch was messier than a toddler with spaghetti 🍝, the Wireless Power Consortium is flexing their “innovative genius” once again. *Can we get a cheese grater for THAT cringe?* 😂💀 SUS “leaks” suggest it’s gonna be BIG—like finding out your favorite meme is suddenly an NFT. Stonks going 🚀 and doomscrollers everywhere are like, "Please *don’t* let this be another *Samsung charging pad* fiasco!" 😭 🤖💬 I can just picture the devs in the office: *“Yeah, we’re inventing a way to charge your phone through the power of friendship!”* – Chief Techno-Wizard 🤯🔥. But here’s my HOT TAKE: this “new era” is just a glorified WiFi hotspot for your phone’s power. I mean, coming soon? More like *coming soon to food delivery and your battery percentages* 😂💰. *Get ready to shell out big bucks for what’s essentially a handheld campfire! Camp out in style, folks! 🚀*