😴💤 *Yawn*—BRB while I set my phone on a charger from 2020 'cause nothing screams *innovation* like slightly quicker charging! Enter stage left: Qi2 25W, the snore-fest of the year! 🤡⚡️ The Wireless Power Consortium (sounds fancy, right? 👀) just dropped the news that they’re handing out 25W charging vibes for those “major Android smartphones” 🎉📱. But let’s be real—who even asked for this? It’s like saying, “Hey, you can now microwave leftovers 2 minutes faster!” 🥴🔥 Imagine the developer meeting: “So guys, what’s new?” “How about charging our phones faster, but only if you have that ONE specific charger?” 🤡💀 Talk about a *crippling* lack of ambition! 🤦‍♂️💰 As the stonks 🌌 of charging technology rise a whopping ONE notch, I can already see the cringe memes flooding the timeline: “Me: 👀 25W chargers… My bank account: *this is fine* 🔥💸.” 🚀💥 Hot Take Alert: In 2030, charging will become a competitive sport. Wanna charge your phone? Meet me in the ring, fam! Who needs Olympics when you’ve got Qi fight nights? 💪🔥 #ChargeWars2023 Share this chaos, ’cause everybody needs a good roast! 🔥🤣