🚨⚡️BREAKING: Wireless Power Consortium Drops Qi2 Like It's Hot!⚡️🚨 Listen up, folks! 💥 The WPC just announced a *pew pew pew* mind-blowing upgrade: Qi2 25W wireless charging! 🤖💨 That’s right, your phone can now *charge faster than my ex’s excuses* for ghosting me! 💔💨 📱💡But hold on, major Android smartphones are finally hopping on the Qi2 train!! I mean, better late than never, right? 😂 No cap, if Android was a student, it’d be the one showing up to school with a new haircut halfway through the semester. 🤡✂️ But here’s the kicker, are we gonna get a “magnet-free” Qi2 that’s, like, the IKEA furniture of charging? 🧩🤔 Something you’ll assemble only to find out it’s still broken? 😩🔧 Major cringe alert! Leaked quote from an unnamed developer: "Honestly, I thought Qi2 was a new Starbucks drink. 😂 But now I gotta explain why my phone charges slower than my mom’s internet." And here’s a spicy prediction, fam: In the future, we’ll be able to charge our phones with *pure vibes*—just stand there and meditate! 🧘‍♂️💵 Stonks going through the roof! 🚀📈 So buckle up, tech world! This isn’t just fine, it’s on FIRE! 🔥🔥 Share this chaos and let everyone know that charging is about to get wild! 💀💥