💥 BREAKING NEWS: Qantas Just Gave 6 Million Passengers a Friendly "Welcome to Cyber Hell" Gift Bag! 🤡🔥 So, like, Qantas casually just dropped a bombshell that their data got snatched by cyber-ghosts, and no, this ain’t the latest Marvel movie. 🦸‍♂️💻 They’ve officially hit the “oopsie” level of breaches by handing over sweet, sweet passenger info to the online underworld. We’re talking names, emails, and frequent flyer numbers! Like, “hey hackers, just take my personal life; I insist!” 🤦‍♂️💀 In a leaked chat that 100% didn’t happen, one dev was like: “Bro, we thought our app was just for plane tickets, not for luggage of data!” 🚀💼 Meanwhile, Qantas is probably sending out FYI emails with the subject line: “This is fine” while sipping coffee like it’s a Sunday morning. ☕🪦 Y’all remember the “stonks” meme? Well, Qantas just plunged HARDER than your crypto investments in a bear market. 📉💰 Hot take: the next step is for hackers to start a frequent flyer loyalty program for their criminal enterprise. Just imagine: "Earn points with every data breach!" 🤯😱 Strap in, tech world! We might be entering a "Sky's the limit" era of identity theft. Stay woke! 🌌🔥