🚨🛩️BREAKING: Qantas just dropped the hottest mixtape of the year—it's called "5.7 Million Customers' Data Exposed." 🎤💔💥 That's right, fam! Qantas just confirmed that their cyber system took a one-way flight into the dark abyss of hacking hell! 🛫💀🤖 Buckle up, because those cybercriminals are now packing 5.7 MILLION customer identities like it's a frequent flyer program! ✈️🔥 But wait! Qantas CEO Vanessa Hudson is out here acting like a cop on TikTok, saying that NOTHING has been leaked yet. "Trust me, guys, it's all fine!" 👀😅 This is fine. Everything’s fine. (Cue the dog and flames meme) 🔥🐶 Leaked dev quote: "Our security system is stronger than your grandma’s secret cookie recipe... at least we thought it was." 🍪💀 Meanwhile, after this scandal, the airline's new slogan is gonna be: "You can trust us until your data mysteriously gets snatched!" 🤭💸 Cue the stonks crashing—because investing in cyber security is still cheaper than a ticket to a Qantas flight. 📉🚀 🔥HOT TAKE: By 2025, airlines will start charging for the privilege of NOT having your personal info compromised! 🤑💥#StayTuned #QantasChaos