🔥💰💀 Buckle up, fam! 🚀 The tech world is a literal dumpster fire and we’ve got journalist Jacob Silverman about to spill the tea in his new book, *Gilded Rage*! 🍵💯 So, apparently, Silicon Valley elites went from kissing Obama’s ring 🤴 to doing the ol' *Drake Point* at Trump like “Yessir! 👑💵 This is the vibe!” Like bruh, were they coding or just full-on cringe? 🤢🤖 Here's the *leaked* convo from the top tech daddies: **Jacob Silverman**: "Why do you guys love Trump?" **Tech Bro #1**: "Stonks! 📈 It's all about that sweet, sweet deregulation!" **Tech Bro #2**: "We can build a Matrix and charge people rent! 💀" And don’t even get me STARTED on AI’s impact—like, fr fr, we're getting AI that’s more based than my uncle's conspiracy theories! 😱💔 So here's the hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be voting for a sentient AI in the presidential election while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes made by robots claiming they’re “woke.” 🥴☕ Share this if you're ready for the tech apocalypse, fam! 🌌🔥 #GildedRage #TechChaos