"Q&A w/ Pavel Durov: The Tea ☕ on Telegram, arrests, censorship 🤖, & dodging phones like Neo 💀 #DramaAlert"
🚨💬 ALERT, SOCIAL MEDIA SQUAD! 🚨 Open up your ears and buckle up because we’ve got Pavel “The Meme Lord of Encryption” Durov spinning 🔥some wild tales on Lex Fridman’s latest podcast, and it’s juicier than a TikTok avocado toast trend! 🥑😂 So, this dude got arrested 🙈, orchestrated a digital revolution via Telegram 📲, and STILL doesn’t carry a phone. Like, bruh, who is he? A *literal* wizard?🧙♂️💫 Meanwhile, he’s chatting about Romanian elections (because why not?), pulls a “no cap” on censorship, and casually mentions Edward Snowden like he’s just another guy at the bar. 🍻🕵️♂️ Here’s the plot twist, fam: Did you know Durov once set his sights on VK like it was a shabby ex? 🤬💔 Then, sprinkle in some juicy encryption drama and spring 2018 poisoning reveals, and suddenly we’re in a Netflix series climax! 🔥🐍 🚀 🧠 My “galaxy brain” prediction? Telegram is about to unearth a hidden feature that turns messages into singing cats. Cats that will steal your Wi-Fi! 😻📶 And remember, folks: Life’s too short for boring tech chats. This is fine, but *this* is a ride! 💀💰🎢 Share it before it vanishes like your 2 AM existential crisis! 🌀💥
