🚨🎉BREAKING NEWS: PYTHON IS NOW BETTER AT SECURING YO MOMMA'S MISSING EMAILS! 🐍💌🔥 In a move that had 1,800 expired email domains screaming "What do you mean I’m EXPIRING?!", 📡💀 the Python Package Index (that’s PyPI for the cool kids) just hit the gym and got swole with some mad security gains! 💪🛡️ Say goodbye to those sketchy supply chain attacks like they’re last week’s pizza leftovers! 🍕🚫 Imagine hackers trying to slide into those expired domains like Drake shaking his head "Nah, fam, not today!" 🤦‍♂️ But hold up, Mikey Fiedler, resident security wizard at PyPI, was quoted saying, "We’re just trying to keep the baddies OUT and the goodies IN, ya feel?" 🎩✨ You see, while some of you are still rocking that “This is fine” meme while your account gets hijacked by retired cat videos, the rest of us are vibin’ on a whole galaxy brain level! 🌌🤯 So listen up, fam: imagine in 2024 every package coming from PyPI is a certified safe stonk 💰💵! My prediction? 💥 In the next 5 years, we’re getting Python packages ready to fight back like the Avengers! You heard it here first, peeps! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️📦🔥