🚨👓🦾 BREAKING: *I just rocked Meta's new Ray-Ban display glasses & neural band, and lemme tell you, my brain is fried in the best way possible! It's like I downloaded the Matrix but forgot to read the manual!* 💀🔥 💸💸 For a cool $799, you can finally experience the true side of being an overpriced human billboard! 🌈✨ These glasses claim to give you “augmented” everything. Like that time you drank a monster and felt invincible — but instead, you just look like you’re trying to order a latte while half-asleep! ☕😴 **Meta's developers** (cough, cough, Mark’s minions) are out here saying, “We really nailed the whole *feeling futuristic* aspect… but like, the future is kinda blurry? 🤷‍♂️” So basically, these glasses are for when you want to look cool while you’re still two steps away from virtual reality and one awkward stare away from being labeled as *that* tech enthusiast. 🚀🤡 Can't wait for Meta to drop a subscription service for the right to wear them. “For just $9.99/month, we can upgrade your *not-so-augmented* vision to *slightly better than reality*! Stonks? 💰📈 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: By 2024, we’re all gonna be walking around with AR glasses *AND* neural bands, just to pretend we’re not mentally screaming while doing our grocery shopping. 🛒👾 **And if you're not wearing them, are you even a player in the Sims called life?** 🤔💥 #thisisfine #cope #frfr #rambleon