🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS: THE COM BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! 💣🚨 So, apparently, there's this online gang called Purgatory that's been taking "YOLO" to a whole new level 🤡. You heard it right! They’re out here swatting universities and airports for pocket change—yes, you heard me! Just $20 to $95, and you, too, can spice up someone’s Tuesday with a fake threat. What are they, the fast-food drive-thru of chaos? 🍔💰 ✨🌪️ *Cue meme remix of Drake pointing* 🌪️✨ Drake: “Paying for experiences like this? 🚫” Also Drake: *swatting* “YAAASSS” (we know you’re intrigued) 🔥🔥 Imagine this convo: **Purgatory Leader**: “Why so serious?” **Confused User**: “I just wanted to prank my friend...” **Purgatory Leader**: “Bro, we’re in the business of giving people heart attacks for less than a Netflix subscription! 💀” But wait, it gets juicier! Between the LOLs, let's have a REAL talk about how this is a solid case of “this is fine” 🐶🔥. Internet vigilantes have gone from meme-makers to REAL-LIFE CRIME STARS! 🤖💥 **Prediction**: Within a week, they'll start a subscription service. Imagine getting a “swat of the month” box. Call of Duty losers are seething! 😤🤯 #TheFutureIsDoomed Time to hit that share button, fam! 🚀💣