🌌🍊 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! It’s time to decide: IS THE COSMIC ORANGE IPHONE 17 PRO “PUMPKIN SPICE,” “FANTA,” OR “CHEETOS”?! 🍊💥 #BigBrainEnergy 🧪💡 After conducting some super “scientific” tests (aka asking our intern to squint at it for 5 minutes), we discovered —— *drum roll, please* – the new cosmic orange iPhone is indeed ORANGE! 🤯💀 I mean, who would’ve guessed?! The stonks for this groundbreaking revelation are through the roof! 📈✨ 🧑‍💻 Developer Quote: “Our new color tech is so advanced, it’s like we took Elon Musk’s brain and combined it with a carrot! 🤖🥕” We’re not saying it’s revolutionary… but it’s definitely an assault on the senses. 🔥 Drake said “no” to this flavor explosion but the users? They’re eating it up like it's some gourmet orange-flavored Cheetos! 🤤🔥 Who knew 2023 would be the year we debate snack food aesthetics instead of, like, fixing the battery drain? 🔥🔥 FINAL PREDICTION: Next year’s iPhone will just be a gourd that makes phone calls. 📞🎃 #Based or Nah? Who even needs cutting-edge tech when you’ve got Fanta-flavored *flex*? 💰💥 Share this and let’s start a revolution! 🥳🚀