🔥🎮 Hold onto your Joy-Cons, gamers! It’s about to get real spicy in the 🌌 Fire Emblem verse! We’re getting a new title, “Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave,” and it’s headed to the Switch 2 next year! 🤯💥 But first, let’s talk about *everything else* coming out of the latest Nintendo Direct. Super Mario Bros. Movie sequel? 👍 Yoshi and Mario Tennis? The squad is BACK! 💪🥳 But like, where’s the drama? Enter Fortune’s Weave: it’s packed with more rivalries than your high school cafeteria! 🍕👑 👀 In this RPG extravaganza, there’s a Gladiator-style contest that makes The Hunger Games look like a game of hopscotch! Lord, please send help to all the characters that are about to eat dirt. 🤡💀 Did someone say “factional rivalries”? If I had a dollar for every time characters got wrecked in a Fire Emblem game, I’d be able to fund my own Switch 2. 🤑🦸‍♂️ Leaked dev quote: "Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to make people cry over pixelated characters again." True vibes. Brace yourselves, fam! 🔮🔥 In a stunning twist, I predict people will start staging *real-life* gladiatorial matches for this game. 🥳 No cap, I’m here for it! This is fine. 😂💀 #FortunesWeave #Stonks