🚨 PSYCH ALERT! 🚨 Grab your popcorn 🍿 and a comfy couch because Happy Gilmore 2 is about to drop on Netflix like a hot bag of flaming Cheetos! 🔥✨ Y’all remember our boy Happy, right? The dude who swapped slapshots for putts and showed us that the only thing more dangerous than a hockey stick is his golf swing? ⛳️🥴 📅 Mark your calendars for July 25, because if you don’t watch it this month, you might as well be living in a dystopian future 😱. “Wait, is Happy Gilmore 2 REALLY the biggest film hitting Netflix?” you ask? This ain’t no “This is fine” meme - it’s a certified STONKS moment! 📈💰 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Conversation*: 👨🏻‍💻 Developer #1: “Honestly, we’re just banking on nostalgia at this point…” 👨🏻‍💻 Developer #2: “I mean, just look at Netflix’s *algorithm* - it’s practically begging for this kind of cringe!” Drake would approve this sequel (with the pointing meme, ofc) 🤭 and if you think it’s gonna flop, just remember: some of us were "Happy" when we used to play WWF No Mercy on N64. 🎮💀 🔥💀 Prediction: If Happy Gilmore 2 doesn’t break the internet, I’ll personally go to Boston and slap a golf tee in the face of every tech bro still living in the 2010s! 💥👀 #HurryUpAndWatch