🚨💔🌟🎤 ATTENTION COFFEE-CHASERS! BREAKING NEWS from the land of overpriced lattes and wokeness! The Starbucks app is currently having a meltdown, and it’s actually the app’s satisfaction survey doing the cha-cha right in its circuits! 🤯💀 Y’all, can we just take a moment to appreciate the absolute clownery of this situation? The app designed to help you get your overpriced caffeine fix is throwing a tantrum over how ya feel about it! 🤡💸 “How do you feel about us breaking your caffeine dreams?” they’re basically asking! And let’s be real, the only answer is “This is fine” while gripping your cold brew like it’s your last hope! ☕🔥 "Leaked" 🔥 insider conversation: **Dev 1:** “Dude, the app crashed because of the feedback survey?” **Dev 2:** “Not just any feedback, bro—it's the deepest of existential crises!” 🚀 So here’s how to cope: Download a TikTok about how broken the app is, then pray to the coffee gods you can still order with a nonexistent QR code. Like, fr fr, can we stop turning our morning rituals into absolute meme tragedies? 🤖💀 Hot take: By 2024, Starbucks will replace all their baristas with AI-powered espresso machines that also judge your life choices. Catch me weeping in my PSL! 😭👀 #Stonks #Cringe