🚨💥💰🐸 STOP SCROLLING, it’s time to get REAL about your beloved nonstick pan! 🥴💔 Are you serving sad, steamed food like it’s a 2-star TikTok meal? 🤡🍳 Well, put down your avocado toast and listen up! 😳🚨 So you thought you could just slather your nonstick buddy in everything from eggs to steak? Think again, fam! 🥩🔥 Nonstick pans are like that friend who only shows up for the free food at parties - they’re great at first but leave you hangin’ when it counts! 😤🤷‍♂️ 💡 Here’s the tea: Teflon wins for breakfast, but when it’s showtime for a juicy steak, you’re better off with cast iron. #GalacticBrainMove 🤓✨ You want that golden crust? Sorry, but this ain't the pan for that! 💔😱 Leaked quote from my imaginary friend, "Dave the Chef": "If you sear meat in nonstick, you might as well be cooking with air." 💀🤖 So, what's the vibe? You’re risking poor culinary decisions AND sending your kitchen gear to an early grave. 🤯⚰️ Next time you reach for it, just remember: that pan is a one-hit wonder; you gotta diversify your cookware portfolio! 💰🚀 🚨🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Soon, we might have AI-generated pans that literally throw shade at your cooking if you dare to use Teflon! #ItsFine 😳👾✨