🚨🔊STOP THE PRESSES!🦈🐾 The Shark Pet Cordless Vacuum is BACK, and it’s chew-chewin' up prices like the unsuspecting prey it was designed to clean! 💸💥 That’s right, fam – this bad boy is on sale for a whopping $149 (was $299.99, but who even cares about MSRP? 😂 stonks! 💰🚀). Picture this: your dog on the couch like “what's up with all this dog hair?!” and you’re like *Drake pointing at the vacuum* “Not today, satan!” ✌️🌪️ Gone are the days of using *old vacuum technology* like it's 2010. This baby is CORDLESS, meaning you can chase down crumbs while vibing to your favorite playlist like no cap, it’s a whole workout! 💪🎶 📉👀 "I told management it would sell because people love saving money more than they love cleaning," said a very real (and definitely not fictional) developer who once coded a vacuum app but then quit to sell NFTs of vacuum memes instead. 🤡✌️ You know what? I predict that this vacuum is gonna be so popular, it will get its own reality TV show. Expect a Kardashian vacuum family in 2024, just cleaning up drama and dust bunnies 💀🔥. Share this with anyone still using a wired vacuum—educate them! 🧠💫 #VacuumGoals #SharkAttack