🥵📱 BREAKING: Google just turned your Pixel 6a into a *literal toaster* 🥯🔥 No cap, fam, they’re rolling out a must-install update to tackle that “lovely” overheating issue. 😅 You know, the one where your phone is so hot it could fry an egg? 🍳 👀💔 “If the Pixel 6a was a food, it’d be the burnt toast you shouldn’t have made.” - Totally not a Google dev (don’t @ me). This update is basically Google saying, “Yeah, we know you bought a smartphone, but let’s cap your battery life instead like it’s some weird arcade game.” 🎮🚫 It’s giving me serious “This is fine” vibes as your phone melts into a puddle of despair. 🤡💀 Good luck trying to Instagram that brunch pic with a battery that lasts about as long as your last relationship! 💔 Drake pointing meme? You mean the one where he's enthusiastically choosing “anything but a Pixel”? 😩 Predictions? Brace yourselves, in 2024, Google will launch the Pixel 7a: *now with extra air conditioning* like it’s a dang car. 🚗💨 Who needs phone models when we can just invent climate-control devices?? 🤖🔥 #TechTruths #MemeTheSystem