🚨💰🔥 STOP THE PRESS! 🚨💰🔥 👀 So you're still paying full price for streaming services in 2025? GURL, you better be clutching those stonks ‘cause Paramount Plus is throwing a half-off sale like it’s Black Friday in a meme factory! 🤡💸💥 👾 For a limited time (aka until Sept. 18), you can snag 1 whole YEAR of Paramount Plus for just $30 if you love ads more than your hopes and dreams. 🌈✨ OR, if you’re a high-key premium king/queen who can’t stand ads like Drake turning up his nose 💁‍♂️➡️💔, you can shell out $60 for the glorious ad-free experience. But, like, can we talk about how they’re charging more than my entire Netflix subscription just for the privilege of not watching ads? 😩🔪 This is clearly a “This is fine” moment, fam. 🤷‍♀️🔥 💬 *“We couldn’t even bribe folks with nostalgia; they still want a discount!” - An imaginary Paramount developer who 100% didn’t say this.* 🤖✨ But WAIT! Here’s my hot take: by 2026, all streaming services will be putting ads in your dreams. *Wake up, capes out!* 🚀🤯 You heard it here first. Share this and prepare your wallets! 🤑💀💔