🚨🔌 PSA to all my fellow iPhone lovers! The charger you’ve been using since the iPhone 6? It's officially a relic! 📅🙅‍♂️ Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 Pro and Pro Max, and they’re charging faster than my emotional support dog can run away when I call him! 🏃‍♂️💨💔 Up to 50% in just 20 minutes?? That’s faster than me ignoring my responsibilities! 🤡✨ But wait! Hold the phone! 🛑 You'll need a brand new USB-PD charger to experience this speed. That’s right, Apple’s just dropped a new spec that isn't even on the shelves yet—like trying to buy a PS5 in 2020! 💀🔥 (Developer quote: “Why did we make it so fast? To get you to buy another charger, duh!”😂) So here’s the deal: if you want to feel like a tech god while you charge your new glittering brick 💎📱, you’re gonna need to shell out for more gear. *Insert Drake pointing meme here* 👉📉 But hey, at least you're now the proud owner of yet another remnant of Apple's never-ending ploy for your wallet! 🤑🥴 Prediction time: in 2 years, we'll all be wearing chargers as fashion accessories. Stonks! 🚀👗✨ #HotTake #TechFashion. Share this chaos, fam! 🤖💥