🚨🔔 BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT 🚨🔔 👀 So, you remember that cringe-worthy moment back at I/O 2025 when Google was like, “You gotta cough up some 💰💰 to get Gemini in Chrome”? Well, guess what? The subscription gates have been blasted open, and now Gemini is rolling out to ALL the Chrome desktop users in the US like it’s Black Friday but for tech 💥🔥! So get ready to see a sparkly icon at the top of your browser! That’s not a glitch, fam, that’s just Google flexing their AI muscle! 💪✨ Imagine asking Gemini to summarize your 20+ open tabs while you’re struggling to Google "how to adult" 🤦‍♂️. And with the added recall feature, it's now basically your online therapist! “Oh, you remember when you spent 5 hours looking for cat memes at 2 AM? Good times!” 🐱💔 “Bro, that AI is gonna know my browsing history better than my mom,” said one imaginary dev* 🤡. But wait, Android users, you can summon this digital wizard by holding the power button. iOS users? Chill, Google is on it — they’re just waiting for your thumbs to stop shaking from all the TikToks 🔄📱. Prediction time: Google will soon charge you a fee if you forget to ask nicely. “Hey Gemini, summarize my life decisions.” “That’ll be $5.99, please!” 😂🚀 In the words of Drake: “If you’re reading this, it’s too late.” #ThisIsFine #Stonks #NotASubscriptionAnymore 🎉💸