🚨🎮 Breaking News from the Land of Overpriced Pixels! 🎮🚨 Hold onto your DualSensory controllers, fam! The PS5 is about to be more expensive than my dreams of being a pro gamer! 💸💀 Starting August 21, it’s getting a $50 price hike, thanks to Trump’s tariffs or, as I like to call them, "The Great Console Heist of 2023" 🦹‍♂️🔥 Here's a leaked quote from a “developer” I totally didn’t just make up: “Yeah, we gave you the PS5, but now we need to fund my yacht party. #Stonks 💰🚤” You think you can handle that price tag? This is the “This is fine” meme but the console is on fire, and it’s your wallet! 🐶🔥💔 Sony be like, “Drake pointing meme but at $50 increments” while gamers everywhere are crying, “No cap, this is so cringe!”🤡 But hey, at least we’re getting exclusive titles. Or are we? #CopeAndSeethe 🔮🔥**Unhinged Prediction of the Day**: With prices skyrocketing, the PS6 is just around the corner—be ready for a 5 year waitlist & a $10,000 price tag! So grab those credit cards before they melt! 💳🚀 SHARE if you’re ready to pay through the nose for your gaming addiction! 🤖💽