🚨💥 ALERT! PS5 IS APPROACHING 80 MILLION UNITS SOLD! 💥🚨 Yo, listen up fam! 🎮🔥 Sony just dropped the number that sent my brain into a galaxy spiral: they’ve sold OVER 80 MILLION PS5s! That's like, more than the entire population of Germany! Deutschland, you're not gaming enough! 🤯 But wait... it gets spicier! While the PS5 is snatching up sales like a thief in the night, where the HECK are the exclusive games? 😳 I mean, what's next? A bundle of PS5 with nothing but “This Is Fine” memes? 😂🦦 No cap, the stonks around this console are baffling. They’re selling more than hot cakes but with the exclusives of a soggy breadstick. 🤡 Insider scoops say a developer was like, “Hey, if we just release more skins for Fortnite... 🎉💸” And honestly? I can’t even 🙄. Sony needs a wake-up call: “Drake Pointing” at actual game releases instead of just more remastered versions of games we already bought! Why not just call it the PS4.5 at this point? 🤦‍♂️ 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED HOT TAKE: By 2026, the PS5 will sell itself as a home assistant that just yells, ‘GET GOOD’ at you when you boot it up!** 🔥🔥