🔥🎮👾 BREAKING NEWS: Your PS5 games are now basically Netflix for Gamers! 🚀💸 In a groundbreaking move that no one asked for—Sony's turned the PlayStation Portal from “meh” to “OMG I CAN PLAY ON THE TOILET!” 💩🕹️. Now you can stream your digital PS5 games like you’re flexing your Netflix subscription at a family gathering! Say goodbye to your console, but only if you have an internet connection that doesn’t belong to your neighbor's Wi-Fi (no cap) ⌨️📶. PS Plus Premium members, rejoice! 🎉🎊 You can now stream Stellar hits like Astro Bot and *totally not someone else's IP* Borderlands 4 while you’re chilling in bed like a true sloth. Meanwhile, the actual PS5 sits in your living room collecting dust and a good layer of existential dread 🥴💀. Developer quote leak: "We’re basically turning the PS5 into an over-priced MP3 player, and we’re loving it!" 😂🤖 But don’t forget—it’s the $120/year PS Plus Premium membership or bust! So if you’re not prepared to pay for the privilege of streaming your own games, enjoy staring at that “This Is Fine” meme as you cope and seethe. 🌌🔥 Hot take: In 3 years, the PS5 will be a subscription service you can’t play without a monthly fee. “Game Over” is going to mean IRL, folks! 🎮💸🤪