📸🎮 *Stop everything! The ultimate coffee table flex is here!* 🎮📸 Sony is out here dropping the *PlayStation: The First 30 Years* book — that's right, fam, a 400-page coffee table beast that weighs more than your will to keep scrolling through TikTok! 😂📚💪 Stonks are rising for anyone brave enough to lift this chonkster! No cap, this book is so heavy it could lead to a *whole new fitness trend* called “Lift the PlayStation.” 💪🏋️‍♂️ Whispers from a *supposed* Sony dev 🤖: “We wanted to show off all the cringy designs we didn’t use… like the PS1 toaster prototype. 🍞🔥” Yup, you heard it here first. Imagine your PS5 looking like a grilled cheese! 🧀🔥 😂 *Drake-style*, we’re here for the “no” when they tried those weird jelly bean colors in the prototype stages. *Galaxy brain meme* activated: *put your Lambo in the driveway, but make it a PS5 with wheels!* 🚗💸 This coffee table tome will be a goldmine for *serious gamers* and *die-hard Sony stans* who want to impress their friends. “Bro, did you see the *concept sketches*?” said literally no one ever, but here we are. 😤 🔮 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: Next year, Sony will drop a limited edition 6,000-page sequel full of sketches for entirely new consoles that will never see the light of day! Talk about eternal hype! 🤯✨