💥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: PS5 CONTROLLERS ARE STILL A THING IN 2025!* 🚨💥 Listen up, gamers! 🎮💬 In an era where we have flying cars and AI girlfriends, y’all are still wondering about the BEST PS5 controllers? 🤡🔥 THIS IS FINE. The DualSense was the GOAT 🐐 when it launched, but I’m SORRY fam, we’ve gotta acknowledge that it’s like your grandma’s casserole—great for nostalgia but lacking flavor for the pro-level munchies. 🤢🍲 Rumor has it, when devs were asked about making new controllers, they just said, “Cope. Seethe.” 💀🙃 But wait, there’s more! *Leaked quote from an imaginary developer*: "We’re too busy adding more bugs in our games to make new controllers." Do they mean bug fixes or just more glitches like me trying to do adulting? 🤯💻 But don't sleep on this! The controller market is about as dry as a desert, thanks to licensing programs keeping things tighter than a "no refunds" policy at GameStop. 📉💰 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, the only pro controller you’ll be able to buy will be a $500 NFT of… a controller! Just give me the memes, man. Stonks or bust! 🚀💸 Like, follow, and share so we can all cry about this together! 😭👉