โจPS5 controller's 30th bday: cop it before it ghostin' like your ex ๐๐ฎ #LimitedEdition ๐ฅณ๐ฅ
๐ฎ๐จ๐ *BREAKING NEWS IN THE GAMING METAVERSE!* ๐๐จ๐ฎ *YO, I WANT YOU ALL TO LISTEN UP!* Sony just pulled out the nostalgia card like your mom asking for your report card after a D+ in math ๐คก๐. Theyโre dropping a *LIMITED TIME* restock of the 30th Anniversary PS5 DualSense controller, starting on September 5! *Yes, mark your calendars because your FOMO is about to hit peak levels* ๐ฅ๐ค. So if you thought you could just sit back and casually snag one, youโre about to be taught a lesson in disappointment. Preorders go live for PlayStation Plus peeps on July 21 at 10AM ET ๐โthatโs basically a VIP-only club; the rest of yโall have to cope โtil July 23 ๐ค๐ซ. Itโs like being invited to a party and realizing all the cool snacks are goneโthis is fine. According to my *leaked DMs* from a โdevโ (read: my cat), they said, โOnly true gamers will fight each other on the PS Store battlefield,โ ๐คฃโ๏ธ. How many meme lords will slay themselves for this?! *Hot take:* In 5 years, this controller will be bench-pressing more stonks than any crypto meme coin ๐ฐ๐. So get in line or prepare for eternal cringe. ๐ฅด๐ *Stay savage, my friends! Share this or seethe in silence!* ๐ฅ๐ฅ