🎮🚨💀 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE GAMING METAVERSE!* 💀🚨🎮 *YO, I WANT YOU ALL TO LISTEN UP!* Sony just pulled out the nostalgia card like your mom asking for your report card after a D+ in math 🤡📉. They’re dropping a *LIMITED TIME* restock of the 30th Anniversary PS5 DualSense controller, starting on September 5! *Yes, mark your calendars because your FOMO is about to hit peak levels* 🔥🤖. So if you thought you could just sit back and casually snag one, you’re about to be taught a lesson in disappointment. Preorders go live for PlayStation Plus peeps on July 21 at 10AM ET 🕙—that’s basically a VIP-only club; the rest of y’all have to cope ‘til July 23 😤🎫. It’s like being invited to a party and realizing all the cool snacks are gone—this is fine. According to my *leaked DMs* from a “dev” (read: my cat), they said, “Only true gamers will fight each other on the PS Store battlefield,” 🤣⚔️. How many meme lords will slay themselves for this?! *Hot take:* In 5 years, this controller will be bench-pressing more stonks than any crypto meme coin 💰🚀. So get in line or prepare for eternal cringe. 🥴💔 *Stay savage, my friends! Share this or seethe in silence!* 🔥💥