🚨 **BREAKING: PS1Bot Malware is the “Bot” Nobody Asked For! 🤖💀** 🚨 Grab your popcorn 🍿 and let’s dive into this digital dumpster fire! Scientists at “We’ll Just Call It Academic” (don’t @ me) have unearthed a new malware campaign that makes your grandma's email forwards look like top-tier cybersecurity advice. PS1Bot is here, and it’s ready to take your info and your dignity! 💸🔥 This multi-stage malvertising shenanigan is like a bad sequel you didn’t ask for – think “Fast and Furious” but with more virus and less cars. PS1Bot rolls out like it’s auditioning for “The Office,” with a modular design that screams, “I’m the IKEA of malware – put me together and watch your life unravel!” 😂🛠️ Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to bring back the 90s vibes with some keylogging—who doesn’t miss those days?” (seriously? 🤦‍♂️) Here’s a quick rundown: info theft, keylogging, reconnaissance, and persistency – it’s like your ex but worse, because they never leave! 😱 This is the digital apocalypse we didn’t need – but here we are, vibing in a world of PS1Bot chaos. Prediction: In 2025, malware will have its own TikTok dance. Get ready for your personal data to be the next viral trend. This is fine. 🌈🔥🚀 #Stonks #Cringe