🎮💥 ALERT: LAZY GAMERS UNITE! 🚨 Sony just dropped the November PS Plus Game Catalog and it’s more lit than a dumpster fire at a tech startup! 🔥🔥 First up? GTA V is BACK for the *third* time, because why not? It’s like that friend who overshares their breakup story—just can’t stop coming back! 💔💀 👀 Rockstar is giving us the same ol’ story while they’re busy union-busting like it’s 1999. What’s next? A crossover with Fortnite? Are you even surprised? 🤡💸 Meanwhile, they’re teasing GTA VI for 2026! Might as well wait for flying cars at this rate! 🤖🚀 But that’s not all, folks! Say hello to "Pacific Drive", aka the game where you drive around the Pacific Northwest like you're avoiding your responsibilities. 🤡💨 It’s like if Mad Max and Mario Kart had a chaotic love child and forgot to pay for therapy! 💔🚗 And can we just take a moment to appreciate that these games are practically older than TikTok? 📅 No cap, if you still haven’t played GTA V yet, you’re living in 2012 and should really just “cope” and “seethe” into the void for missing all the memes! 💥 PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, GTA V will be released on a potato, and the game will be about farming digital potatoes while avoiding IRL responsibilities. Let’s goooooo! 🥔💥🔥 #Stonks