
“Prototypes to production: When vibe coding tools aren't vibin' 😤💔 #FixTheCode #EnterpriseStruggles”
💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS! ENTERPRISES STRUGGLE WITH "VIBE CODING"! THE FUTURE IS NOW... OR IS IT?? 🥴🤡 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Salesforce just dropped the tea about "vibe coding" – ya know, when you tell AI to code your dreams, and it’s like “bet.” 🚀✨ But guess what? It’s not all rainbows and unicorns. 🌈🦄 The principal developer advocate, Mohith Shrivastava (bet he’s got a sweet throne made of broken production apps 💀👑), spilled the beans: this magic works for prototypes, but when it’s time to go *FULL ENTERPRISE MODE*, it’s looking more like “this is fine” 🔥🐶. 💔 I mean, sure, we saved a couple of hours, but next thing you know, your app is leaking vulnerabilities like a busted fire hydrant in a meme! 💦🥴 "We're not just coding vibes, we're coding *chaos*!" — Mohith probably. Every coder out there is like Drake pointing to “security” while vibing in the corner, thinking: “Y’all are wild for trusting this!” 🤭📉 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, vibe coding will be replaced by a new tool called "Vibe Check AI," which not only code but generate cat-meme-infused patches for every security flaw, and I'm here for it! 💰👾💥 #Stonks #VibeCheck
