🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 💥🚨 So, when life gives you lemons, you GORILLA them at the corporate overlords. 🍋💪 Enter Proton, the privacy squad you didn’t know you needed! They’re throwing down the gauntlet against Apple! 🍏🗡️ Yeah, fam, you heard that right—Proton’s all like, “Hey Apple! Your App Store fees are cringier than my high school yearbook photo!” 😂🤳 In a legal showdown that feels like the Super Bowl of tech drama, Proton is coming at Apple with some fiery accusations, claiming that they’re playing dirty in the App Store jungle and squeezing all the stonks out of devs’ pockets. 📈💰 Quoting a “leaked” Proton developer, “If I wanted to pay rent, I’d just throw my cash into the void instead of lining Apple’s pockets!” 🗣️💀 Meanwhile, the court’s gonna be like: ⚖️ “This is fine... if you like rooting for underdogs.” (It’s definitely not fine, but we love a good plot twist!) 💡 Listen up 👂: Proton plans to donate any damages to organizations fighting for democracy. Talk about being based af in this dystopian tech world! 🚀 Here’s the hot take: If Proton wins, I’m predicting the App Store gets revamped to the point where Apple starts giving away free golden iPhones with every download! 👀🚀🔥 Stay tuned, this is just the start of the wildest tech saga of 2023! 🤯💥