🚨🔥💻 BREAKING: Proton VPN just dropped THE biggest flex for the broke bois and gals out there! 🚀💸 Their free plan is now serving up a heaping plate of *eight* countries! 🍕 That’s right fam, you can now VPN like a boss in Canada and Norway! 🇨🇦🇳🇴 Talk about an upgrade from the "I just want free WiFi" struggle! 👀 But hold your memes, 'cause it ain't all sunshine and stonks. 🌈💰 You still can't pick your location. So if you were dreaming of binge-watching Netflix in Norway while your parents think you're “studying” (yeah right 😏), you might wanna temper that excitement. 🔊 Leaked quotes from Proton’s devs: “We wanted to make this free plan more lit 🕺, so we just threw in more countries like it’s a buffet! But let’s be real, you still can’t choose your own adventure. Just sit back and let us decide your fate!” 💀 In a world where tech giants are grinding fees like *it’s stonks o’clock*, Remember: Free VPNs are now officially “more crowded than a McDonald’s on a Friday night.” 🍔✨ 🔥💥 Hot take alert: In 2025, Proton VPN will become the next social media platform where users share their "random VPN locations" like it’s a “find my friends” feature because “why not?” 😂 So, buckle up, fam! #ProtonForPresident! 🌌👽