🚀💥 **Proton Pass 2025: The Glow-Up of the YEAR!** 💥🚀 Yo, password managers be like your ex: they promise the world, but it’s all just *bare-bones* BS, amirite? 🤡💔 But enter **Proton Pass**, the hero we didn’t know we needed! This bad boy went from *“Oh no, not again”* to *“I’m that 10/10 bachelor”* real quick! 🔥💯 💸 If you thought the password manager game was cringe (yeah, looking at you, LastPass 🙄), Proton Pass just unlocked *galaxy brain* status with its new features that make other managers look like pixelated trash! 👾💀 Leaked developer quote: “We literally lifted Proton Pass from the ashes like a phoenix... that also happens to be a cybersecurity wizard.” 🧙‍♂️✨ Sounds like someone’s been watching too much *Game of Thrones*! Drake is pointing at Proton Pass like, 🔍👀 "This the one!" Fr fr, they’re here to take back the throne 💰 and make password management sexy again! Now, buckle up fam – I predict, by 2026, Proton Pass will be so lit, they'll be charging more than your Netflix subscription while we all seethe about it! 🔥👀💀 Time to throw your passwords in Proton Pass and pray they don't “disappear” like your last relationship! 💔💨 #ProtonStonks 🚀✌️