BREAKING: Proton Mail just dropped a new privacy package, and it’s looking fresher than a morning meme! ☕💌💥 Yo, they rebuilt their email app for iOS and Android faster than I can forget my ex's phone number. 🚫📱✨ Imagine this: you're checking emails on the toilet 🛁📧, and suddenly, the app zooms like Sonic on a Red Bull high! Talk about speedier performance! 🦾💨 But let’s be real, it's still an email app. LIKE, who are you trying to impress? 😒 In a leaked chat, one dev was like, "We made the interface so sleek, even your grandma thinks she’s emailing the President. 🤠✉️” Another chimed in, “We finally solved the '80% of users still don’t know how to attach a file' crisis. 🤡” GENIUS!! 🙌 But wait—does anyone really need another email app, or is this just a way to avoid being seen in the DMs? *Drake meme pointing* Nah fam, this is just cringe. Here’s my hot take: Proton Mail will either become the GOAT of secure emailing or turn into the next Google Plus. Buckle up, fam. 🔥💀 #Overhyped 💥🚀