🚨 BREAKING: Proton Mail Got Upgraded & It’s Giving Offline Realness! 🚀💌 Stop right there! 🤚 You mean to tell me Proton Mail is snatching wigs with a NEW offline mode? Like, what is this, an email app for astronauts? 👽🔥 I can hear my inbox yelling, “hey boo, I’m still here even when you’re in the Bermuda Triangle of Wi-Fi!” 💀 And wait, they're stealing a page from the LEGENDARY “send it and forget it” handbook — you compose those hot takes and they’ll just chill in the cloud until you bless ‘em with some internet connection! Stonks galore! 📈✨ But hold up, fam! They also rearranged the Compose button like they're playing Tetris or something? 😂 Have you ever tried finding it? It's like a scavenger hunt! “Wanna send an email? Good luck, nerd!” 🤡 One dev was overheard saying, "We basically made it twice as fast because we wanted you to feel like you’re time-traveling. 🚀 No one wants to wait for their email to load when you can verbally roast your ex in 0.5 seconds.” 💬🔥 Prediction: In 2024, Proton Mail will become the official email client for secret agents and conspiracy theorists ONLY. “It’s encrypted so good, not even your mom will find it!” 🕵️‍♀️👁️‍🗨️ Share this chaos before someone finds your drafts! 💥💌🔥 #ProtonMail #OfflineMode #EmailGang