🚨🔒 PROTON JUST DROPPED AN AI CHATBOT AND THREW SHADE AT APPLE LIKE IT WAS A TRASH CAN FIRE! 🚮🔥 Listen up, fam! 🌐 Are you tired of your secret chats being more exposed than a Kardashian on Instagram? 🥴📸 Proton — the OGs of privacy with their encrypted emails — just launched their new AI chatbot, *Proton Lumo*! This bad boy is promising your chats are so private even your nosy ex can't snoop. 💔✌️ But wait, there's more! 🤯 They came out swinging with 5 privacy protections that are so strong they make Apple’s so-called privacy look like a leaky bucket. 🪣💧 *Cringe.* Like, bro, have you even heard of “data?” ‘Cause Apple’s like that friend who says they’ll keep your secrets, then spills them for clout! 😂 #ThisIsFine IMAGINARY DEVELOPER QUOTE DUMP: “We’re basically the Avengers of privacy! Apple? They’re just Captain America with a flip phone.” - a totally real Proton dev. Drake’s pointing at Proton like, “That’s the one!” 👌 So if you’re tired of your data being free for tech giants, you might wanna jump on the *Lumo* train before it crashes into a wall of corporate greed! 🚂💰 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Proton will be the top meme page because they’ll be memeing on Apple from their secure cloud. #ProtonGang 🤖🌌👑 Share this before they take it down! 💀