🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Protei GOT WRECKED! 🚨🔥 Well, well, well, looks like Protei, the surveillance overlords we never asked for, just got a taste of their own medicine! 🤡💀 According to anonymous sources who probably just took a wild guess, they’ve been hacked harder than a Zoom call in 2020! 💻🔪 Their website? Defaced. Their data?📦 Gone. “Another DPI/SORM provider bites the dust,” it said like a meme lord’s mic drop. 😱💥 This is some serious “this is fine” energy but with a twist of schadenfreude! Yo, imagine the hacker scrolling through Protei's surveillance tech like, "Y'all thought you could watch us? Nah fam, we see YOU!" 😂👀 In a leaked chat, a supposed developer was like, "We thought they were just spying on us, but we got played—who knew we’d be the ones getting spied on?!” 🔥🕵️‍♂️ #PlotTwist Pour one out for the tech industry today, fam. 🥂 And if you thought privacy was dead, it’s now officially six feet under, with a matching tombstone saying, “RIP trust.” 🤖💀 In conclusion, brace yourselves: my unhinged prediction is that chips will be planted in our brains next, and the hackers will run the new “Think-Chain,” fully decentralized brain hacking! 🚀💰 Get ready for some wild NFT brain art, folks! #Stonks! 💎✌️