🚀💰 Yo, tech fam! Hold onto your GPUs because we just hit peak cringe in the startup realm! 🤡💀 The Israeli chip monitoring squad, ProteanTecs, just snagged a whopping $51 MILLION in their Series D round! And you know what that means? More dollars, more chips, and at least 3x more buzzwords! 🔥💻 These legends are out here flexin' with a grand total of $250M in funding! 💸💸 That’s enough cash to buy a small island or fund a lifetime supply of avocado toast for your favorite software engineer. But instead, they chose to monitor chips across automotive, cloud, and telecom. 😅😭 Imagine the developer meeting: “Bro, what’s our new initiative?” “Monitoring chips, fam. It’s lit.” “Who asked?” *sips overpriced oat milk latte* ☕😳 But for real, with Arm and Samsung backing them, we’re basically one step away from a world where chips can tell you when to reboot your life after a breakup. 😅💔 Hold your stonks, this is fine, because soon enough, we all might be living in a world where your car will literally judge you while driving. 😂💥 Hot take: In 5 years, your toaster will have more funding than your indie game dev! Prepare for a future where appliances carry the tech industry's weight. Cope and seethe! ✨🔥 #ProteanTecs #ChipNerds 🥳🤖