💰💥🚀 BREAKING: ProteanTecs just bagged a whopping $51 million to slap some steroids on our sad little computer chips! 😱💀 That’s right, those little silicon boys are getting some TLC because who doesn’t want their chips to feel like they just chugged a Red Bull?💪✨ With this cash injection, they're serving up *stonks* realness while monitoring chip health like a concerned mother checking your browser history. 👀💬 Sources say their CEO was overheard saying, “We basically just want to be the Chip Whisperers. 💁‍♂️” And ngl, that’s straight-up galaxy brain material right there. Meanwhile, investors are like Drake pointing to a pile of money saying, "Yeah, this is gonna hit different." 💸🔥 But let’s be real: what’s next? Are chips gonna start having mid-life crises, too? 🤔 This is fine. I predict that by 2025, your chips will have emotional support stickers and start their own podcast. 🎤🔥 In conclusion, brace yourselves for the next tech therapy session, where your CPU spills its feelings. This is the future we deserve. 🤖💔💅 #ChipGoals #InvestInFeels 🥴💥