🚨BREAKING NEWS, FAM!🚨 An Oregon dude is getting hit with the Feds for running a botnet called "Rapper Bot" — and it ain’t your average botnet, fam. It’s like if a TikTok influencer decided to run a DDoS scheme instead of cringey dances! 🤡💀💻 This man, Ethan Foltz, has been busting out some serious cyber-gangster moves since 2021, attacking over 18,000 peeps across 80 countries. I mean, we’re talkin’ about a botnet that came in hotter than my take on pineapple on pizza! 🍕🔥 “Rapper Bot” has conducted some *370,000 attacks* like it’s training for the Cyber Olympics - but instead of gold medals, it just gets a lifetime in jail. #StonksDown 📉 Mr. US Attorney literally dropped the line: "Rapper Bot was one of the most powerful DDoS botnets to ever exist..." Bet he's just mad it’s not on Spotify! 🎤💀 And what did the REAL victim, Elon Musk, say? “This is fine.” while sipping his overpriced space coffee ☕💰. So here’s the *hot take* 🔥: By 2025, half of Twitter is gonna be powered by botnets, and your grandma's knitting blog is gonna become the decisive battlefield for DDoS supremacy. Let’s just hope they’re not using “Rapper Bot 2.0” for the next TikTok challenge. 🤖🚀💥 SHARE THIS before it gets DDoS’d!