🔥💰 Hey, fellow kitchen warriors! Ever feel like your kitchen is more of a *junkyard* than a culinary battlefield? 🤡📉 I consulted the *professional chef mafia* about the ultimate money pits 🍽️ that are just wasting space and ruining your vibes! Here’s the run-down of the 20 most useless kitchen gadgets to launch into the *sun* 🌞🚀: 1. **Banana Slicer**: I mean, it's a banana... that you can just cut 🤦‍♂️🔪. This is the culinary equivalent of using a fancy pen to write “stupid.” 2. **Herb Stripper**: Just 🍃 *grab the leaves*?! Or are we really going full-on “Breaking Bad” with this? 🤔💊 3. **Avocado Saver**: Like, do we have a crime for leaving half an avocado? 🥑📉 Use some foil and call it a day. Stop crying over your $20 avocado toast!!! 💸 4. **Egg Separators**: C’mon, no cap, your hands are *perfectly functional* for this feat! Leave your tools for the menial tasks, folks! 😂 ☠️📉 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I made a gadget that separates eggs while playing the *Benny Hill Theme* and now I need therapy.” So, just like your grandma’s Tupperware, it’s time to clean house! 🤖💀 **Hot Take:** This holiday season, your loved ones will be gifting you more useless stuff than ever... Let’s just say, *Brussels sprouts water bottles* are next on the market 🙄. Get ready for a kitchen apocalypse! 💥 #KitchenGadgetFail #StonksInTheTrash