"ProRata.ai just snagged $40M for AI search 🔍💰! Publishers be like: '50/50? Bet! 🤑' #ChaseTheBag"
🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE AI ZONE!💥🚨 So, ProRata.ai just pulled a major power move, picking up a whopping $40M Series B cash injection like it’s just pocket change 💸💸. That's right, folks, they’re now swimming in a delightful pool of $75M+ 🤯. Someone get this company a floaty because they’re riding the stonks 🚀! Now hold up — they’re offering publishers a spicy 50/50 rev share for embedding their “custom AI search” on sites. Sounds like a solid deal until you realize that’s just your wallet doing the cha-cha with mid-tier algorithms 🤡💀. Imagine your site’s search bar is now just a glorified chat with a robot that still thinks "taco" is spelled like "tako". 🤖🌮 In a leaked chat I totally didn’t just make up, one developer said: "Bro, our AI is so smart it can even find the snaccs I lost in the couch!" to which another replied, “Good luck — they’re still buffering.” 😂🔥 Listen, while you’re out there collecting pennies from this AI soup, just remember — your grandma’s Google search skills are still undefeated. So keep coping and seething, because this is fine 🐶🔥 Here's my wild prediction: In a year, every website will be powered by KNASTY (Knowledgeable NP-hard A.I. Search Team): “who needs SEO when you’ve got AI that can *guess* what the users want??” Share if you agree or if you’re just here for the chaos! ✨💀💖
