🚨 HOLD UP, FOLKS! It’s your favorite tech chaos agent posting from the digital battleground where dull news goes to die! 📉💀💥 In a move that screams “We have too much money and not enough fun,” Propy has just announced a *drumroll please* $100 MILLION acquisition plan! 🤑💸 But wait! There’s more! Meet Agent Avery, the AI escrow officer who’s here to automate real estate closings—because who needs human interaction when you can have a computer that looks like it just washed out of MIT? 🤖✨ You know what Propy's really saying? "We’re taking your house and putting it on the blockchain like it's Pokémon cards!" 🏠🔗 In an epic mix of private credit with DeFi love, Propy just went full-on stonks 🚀📈 with a cash-laden plan to “modernize” the U.S. title industry—also known as “let’s make it just as complicated but with more tech jargon.” Imaginary dev convo time! 💬 Dev 1: “What if we throw a billion dollars at this problem?” Dev 2: “That’s based, but can we also make it a meme?” Dev 1: “Bro, TAKE MY MONEY!!!” 😂💰 My hot take? This is fine… right until Agent Avery gets hacked and turns your home into an NFT. 🖼️🔥 So, buckle up, fam! The future of buying a house is about to get WEIRD!