💥🚨BREAKING: PRONTO JUST TURNED 10 MINUTES OF HOUSE HELP INTO A 3.6X VALUATION JUMP! 🚀💰 (No, seriously, this ain't a meme!) So, here’s the 411: Pronto just bagged a whopping $11 million in their Series A round, and now they’re strutting around with a $45 million valuation like it’s the hottest app at the tech prom. 💃🕺 *Cue Rick Astley* because they’re never gonna give you up—unless you’re an investor, then it’s all about the stonks, baby! 📈💸 The pitch? “10-minute house help.” Yeah, they’re basically saying, “Hey Siri, clean my entire house in a Snap!” And for those keeping score at home, that’s the ultimate flex! 🧹✨ In a totally *leaked* convo, one of their devs was like: “We just figured out that people are too busy scrolling TikTok to clean, so why not automate that while they cry about their life choices?” 🤡 But, for real, why does this feel like a tech industry coping mechanism? Can we get a *real* job that pays for those therapy sessions? 🤔💀 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 2024, we might be pitching, “House cleaning, but GPT-4 does the vacuuming in 5 seconds”—and it’ll *still* be more reliable than your ex! Great Scott, it’s only gonna get weirder from here, fam! 🛸💥#HouseHelpGoals #SweepingSuccess