🚨🍳 ATTENTION ALL HOME CHEFS! 🍳🚨 Listen up, fam, because we just dropped some piping-hot TEA straight from the kitchen of the culinary elite! 👩‍🍳👨‍🍳 You know, the ones who turn nuggets into masterpieces while we’re over here trying not to burn water? 😂🔥 So here’s the scoop 💀👀: professional chefs spilled the beans on the *BIGGEST* mistakes we’re making while flexing in our kitchens. Let’s break it down like it’s a viral TikTok dance! 💃✨ 1. **Not reading the recipe**: “I thought ‘chop’ meant ‘whack it with a hammer’ 🤦‍♂️” – Anonymous Chef, probably crying. 😭 2. **Using dull knives**: Bro, you’re literally trying to slice bread with a plastic spoon. Get yourself a real knife or get out of the kitchen! ⚔️✌️ 3. **Overcrowding the pan**: Looks like my ex’s Tinder date: way too many options and none of them good. 🚪👀 If you’re guilty of these, please close your kitchen, step away from the stove, and just order takeout. No cap, that’s the mood. 🍕💅 But let’s be real, no one’s perfect! Even Gordon Ramsay would probably serve a burnt toast on a bad day. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, there will be an app that literally just tells you to “order pizza” every time you get the urge to cook! Mark my words! 🪄🍕😱 #Stonks #ThisIsFine