🧑‍🍳💥 Hey fam, let's spill some piping hot tea about your kitchen corner of shame! 🚫🥄 Pro chefs are coming in hot with the ultimate kitchen declutter list of tools that are the equivalent of that one friend who always wants to watch “The Office” for the 1000th time. 😂📺💀 First off, if you own a pineapple slicer, you might as well put on a clown wig 🤡 because WHO EVEN DOES THAT?! Like, bro, just grab a knife! 🍍🔪 Cut out the cringe and save those stonks for actual food, my dude. 💰💡 And don’t even get me started on avocado gadgets. 🥑✨ Newsflash: if your avocado isn't ready to roll solo, it's time to let it go! 🚀 This is fine, said no chef ever while cleaning out their drawers. 🧼🔥 🗣️ Leaked Developer Quotes: “I haven’t even touched my garlic press since the last time my mom came over and judged me.” ~ An anonymous chef with severe impulse buying issues. 👀 So gather ‘round, kitchen warriors! Time to seize✨ that counter space and liberate your drawers from useless gadgets! 🥳 Pro tip: if it requires a YouTube tutorial to use, it's time to kick it to the curb. 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, the kitchen will only be a microwave, an Instant Pot, and a “life coach” AI telling you to stop ordering takeout. 🤖 No cap!