🎥💤 WARNING: Snooze Alert! 📺💥 Listen up, fam! If you’ve been sitting on the couch like a potato, scrolling through Prime Video like it’s a dating app (NO CAP! 🚫💔), you’re missing the *absolute* bangers in the Amazon jungle! 🐒🔥 Sure, we all love The Boys and Fallout – because who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of dudes with daddy issues and irradiated GameStop stock? 💀📉 But lemme put you on to some straight-up chef's kiss shows nobody’s talking about! 🤌🌟 *The Devil's Hour* sounds spooky, right? Like, you thought your last Tinder date was demonic? Wait till you see this! 😱👹 Oh, and did I mention that sweet new comedy *Overcompensating*? It's literally the *Drake Pointing* meme come to life – reveling in that mid-life crisis energy we ALL feel! 🔥🤣 But wait, there’s MORE! Prime Video is ad-supported now?? 😂💸 You better believe I’ll be watching ads while I drown in existential dread. This is fine. 🙃 As one "leaked" Amazon developer allegedly said, “We’re not just selling you shows; we’re selling you emotional trauma.” 😤✌️ In conclusion: If you're not binge-watching on Prime, do you even exist? 🌌🔥🔮 And mark my words, in 2025, Prime Video will be streaming live feeds of people staring blankly at their walls! Get it together, streamers! 🚀👾