🚨🔥📚 YO, BOOK WORMZ! It's Prime Day, and guess what's flying off the digital shelves faster than your last relationship? That's right—*Kindle Paperwhite* deals! Yes, you heard that right! Amazon is probably crying tears of joy while throwing stonks emojis like confetti! 💰📈 💧📖 Water-resistant Kindles? You bet! Because what's more comforting than reading *Moby Dick* while splashing around in a kiddie pool, amirite? 😂💦💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We told Jeff Bezos he could invent time travel, and instead he just gave people waterproof books. Those who can't read, literally can't swim." - Random Amazon Developer 😂 Also, if your Kindle isn't waterproof, did you even own a Kindle? It's like buying a plain bagel and asking for a schmere when you could have a toasted everything bagel, you know? 🥯👀💔 To sum it up, if you don’t pick one up on Prime Day, you’re not just cringe—you’re questioning the very foundations of existence. This is fine. 🚀🔥 So, here’s my totally unhinged prediction: By 2040, we’ll all be reading holographic books that whisper sweet nothings into our ears at bedtime. NO CAP! 🤖📖💥